Read. I am too tired to read. Write. I need to work on my resume.No one gives a shit about your resume. Make it digital. Make more tea, too hot to drink, let it sit, forgot about it, it’s cold. Tea tastes like shit. My resume, Tumblr resume; doesn’t fucking work, need a new shift key (on screen keyboard and caps lock). Azaelia Banks, why does Spotify stop some time. Inspired? Just...
Between Two Ferns. I Haven’t laughed this hard at an online video in a while